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Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Apple Claims Main Thousands of devoted Apple customers have already purchased the light-weight 3GI.
iPhone Claims 32 Percent of Handset Industry Operating Profits
iPhone Claims 32 Percent of Handset Industry Operating Profits
digitaldaily.allthingsd.com — With the iPhone, Apple is doing to the handset industry what it has done to the PC... industry with the Mac: Claiming an inordinate share of profits relative to revenue. Bernstein Research analyst Toni Sacconaghi estimates that Apple (AAPL), though it ... (more) iPhone Claims 32 Percent of Handset Industry Operating ...
External Link: New iPhone 3GI Visible Only to Most Loyal of Customers
theonion.com — The Onion uncovers Apple's newest device, the iPhone 3GI, which boasts a wide-screen display that "features the... most brilliant colors and finest resolution ever imagined." However, in a nod to the company's loyal fan base, only true believers can see the amazing device; it's invisible to ... (more) External Link: New iPhone 3GI Visible Only to Most Loyal ...
Apple cleared over iPhone ad claims
guardian.co.uk — ASA rules that Apple is free to claim that its iPhone applications store is superior to Google's... Android Market service Apple has scored a victory in front of the advertising watchdog, with a ruling that it is free to claim its iPhone applications ... (more) Apple cleared over iPhone ad claims
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iPhone 3GI Delivers True Multitasking, But Only to People Who Really Deserve It [IPhone]
Gizmodo — The sad thing is, if Apple did release the iPhone 3GI and claim only the truly worthy could see it, I'm sure it would go down exactly like The Onion says it would. "Oh my God, I can't believe how much faster you can get online with this," said Delaney, who exited the store holding a cupped hand up to her ear and yelling into her wrist about how wonderful the new phone was. "The reception is so clear, and you can pretty much get a signal no matter where you go." "Hold on a sec," continued Delaney, suddenly shaking ...

The Onion Takes a Comedic Look at Next iPhone
EverythingiCafe — ... The Onion, one of the more entertaining websites, takes a look at the next generation iPhone 3GI. The ‘I’ of course standing for invisible. ...

New iPhone only visible to most loyal customers, claims The Onion
Engadget — ... Can you spot the poseurs? Filed under: Cellphones, Handhelds New iPhone only visible to most loyal customers, claims The Onion originally appeared on Engadget on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:04:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of ...

Apple Unveils New iPhone 3GI
iPhone Download Blog — ... will provide true Apple fans with a high-definition video camera, one-tap editing with Final Cut Pro, and cut and paste. “Daddy isn’t talking into anything at all,” said 4-year-old Ella Conrad, pointing at her father, Paul, who has been obsessively staring at, playing with, and customizing the invisible phone since purchasing it Monday. “Daddy’s pretending to be on hold with an operator.” Check out the Onion for the full story. "Apple Unveils New iPhone 3GI" is an article by ...

New Apple iPhone 3Gi: Hilarious
iPhone News Updated — ... we have ever seen in a handset, this new feature only allows Apple’s hippest and most dedicated customers. Having not been much of an Apple fan personally I have not yet seen the new iPhone 3Gi, however it is said to boast significant hardware and software upgrades, it also has superior processing speeds, a richer multi touch screen interface also the display is said to have the most brilliant colors and the finest resolution ever imagined. Check out TheOnion for the exclusive news, which includes more details. [Thanks: ...

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